What Would Happen?

"Jcarr" (jcarr) 08/11/2016 at 11:57 • Filed to: Shit Po-litics

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First and foremost, let’s keep this lighthearted and fun. This is not a serious political post.

I’m sure most, if not all, of you have heard the theory that Trump is running a false flag campaign in cahoots with the Clinton campaign to essentially ensure the Presidency for Clinton.

Let’s say a month or so before the election, Wikileaks drops a bombshell and reveals emails between the Clinton and Trump camps that actually confirm this as true.

What do you think would happen? What about if it were revealed a month after Hillary won the election?

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Jcarr 08/11/2016 at 12:00

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Civil war? Civil war.

DrScientist > Jcarr 08/11/2016 at 12:01

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well, to get the obvious out of the way, i think clinton would win, in both cases.

Dru > Jcarr 08/11/2016 at 12:01

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Rampant denial is about the only recourse at that point.

Keep Trump from getting elected is the strongest leg upon which the Clinton campaign has to stand. Without him, her viability is...debatable.

CalzoneGolem > Jcarr 08/11/2016 at 12:02

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Election reform? J/K

jjhats > Jcarr 08/11/2016 at 12:04

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if it happens before the election a huge swarm of people will sit out or do third party but ultimately Hillary will win. if after nothing will happen and she wont acknowledge it

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jcarr 08/11/2016 at 12:04

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FBI investigation as to why the emails between Clinton and Trump were send from a personal account.

Clinton impeached. Bill wonders if she was fucking Trump in the Oval Office.

RedlineZ bought an SV (And is getting rid of the z) > Jcarr 08/11/2016 at 12:04

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Realistically? Trump supporters claim that wikileaks is turning pro clinton and is trying to discredit him while clinton supporters ignore the trash fire and pretend everything is ok. Ideally? both hold a press conference in which they unzip their meat suits revealing themselves to be Illuminati Lizard/Human hybrids. All hail our new overlords!

Party-vi > Jcarr 08/11/2016 at 12:04

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Gary Johnson would get an erection so tumescent he would have a stroke, and Dr. Jill Stein would state that maybe it was vaccines, maybe it wasn’t.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 08/11/2016 at 12:06

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Trump re-forms the Confederacy.

Jcarr > Party-vi 08/11/2016 at 12:07

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The presidency then falls into Ralph Nader’s lap.

Camera slowly pans up to reveal him doing Burns “Excellent” finger tent.

Fade to black. Forever.

Roundbadge > RedlineZ bought an SV (And is getting rid of the z) 08/11/2016 at 12:23

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I’m gonna say this is about right...

LongbowMkII > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 08/11/2016 at 12:23

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It'll be yuuuge

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Jcarr 08/11/2016 at 12:27

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Paul Ryan will have diarrhea so vicious that he becomes a hermit.

Jcarr > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 08/11/2016 at 12:30

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Hermit Crap™

Stapleface > Jcarr 08/11/2016 at 12:45

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Probably not much, because most voters are uneducated. Johnson or Stein might pull in a couple more percentage points than they would have otherwise, but you'll still probably have 90% of the American people voting for Clinton or Trump.

DipodomysDeserti > Jcarr 08/11/2016 at 12:53

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Nothing would happen. I think Trump’s mouth breathers would still vote for him thinking it was just the lamestream media trying to trick them. Everyone else would still place their “FML” vote for Hillrod.

Funktheduck > Jcarr 08/11/2016 at 12:58

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Before the election: a lot of drama but probably too close to finish any investigation before voters went to the polls.

After the election: impeachment.

I'm no where near an expert on laws but I figure it would fall under some sort of fraud laws.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Jcarr 08/11/2016 at 13:04

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I actually thought about that, it’s perfect, Trump causes a shitstorm and the republicans had a bunch of lunatics besides him anyway. Seeing how Trump has no morals and would probably do it just for the attention, yeah I could see it. I would love to see the look on the people’s faces if he did do that. Trump is a psychopathic egomaniac, he doesn’t give a fuck.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Jcarr 08/11/2016 at 13:37

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How would he be running his campaign differently if he wasn’t in cahoots with the Clintons?

Jcarr > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 08/11/2016 at 13:42

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Damn good question.

Chasaboo > Jcarr 08/11/2016 at 15:45

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Feel the Bern baby!

Dusty Ventures > RedlineZ bought an SV (And is getting rid of the z) 08/11/2016 at 19:18

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You had me up until Illuminati lizard/human hybrids. If the presidential candidates are going to shed their skin there’s only one thing they could possibly be underneath.

Dusty Ventures > Jcarr 08/11/2016 at 19:22

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I heard a similar theory that Trump just entered the election to get some headlines and face time, and initially had no intention or desire to be president. When he started leading the polls he started ramping up the crazy to try and get out of the election without admitting he wasn’t serious about his bid (this was the “I could kill a man in the street”) phase. That didn’t work so he finally said “hell with it” and decided to actually run. From the outside, of course, none of us can tell the difference between “trying to throw the election” Trump and “trying to win the election” Trump.

RedlineZ bought an SV (And is getting rid of the z) > Dusty Ventures 08/11/2016 at 20:20

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The proof is there. Open your eyes sheeple!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Jcarr 08/11/2016 at 20:33

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Nothing for the election. But the gop would tear itself apart point in fingers at those that cast their lot with him. Alex jones has stroke in excitement.

NJAnon > Jcarr 08/11/2016 at 23:02

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If Trump is only pretending, he’s at least a good pretender. Getting a veteran to give them their Purple Heart award to you? I wouldn’t have expected that to happen.